A New Mod

[Angmor]

Well, after long deliberation, we at last have a new global mod to help shoulder the mounting workload around here. I hereby welcome Emma, the Flying Wraith Monster Queen of Pasta into the ranks of the staff!

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

-steps up on soapbox-

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE WRAITH, WHO THREATENED ANGMOR WITH DEATH IF HE DIDN'T MAKE ME A MOD, ESPECIALLY TODD FOR MAKING THAT ANTI-ANGMOR RIFLE, AND THE TUNA SUB I INGESTED BEFORE ATTACKING ANGMOR ABOUT THE ISSUE, AS WELL AS THIS MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH WHIPPED CREAM SPRINKLED WITH CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS THAT I'M CURRENTLY DRINKING, MY PIRANHA INFESTATION, AND ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE I STEPPED ON WHILE MAKING MY WAY TO THE TOP. THANK YOU ALL.

But MOSTLY, I'd like to thank ANGMOR, who is the guy who made me a mod in the first place. NOBODY EXCEPT HE CAN STOP ME NOW. I RULE OVER YOU ALLLL wait, I should probably say something nice.

I hereby pledge that as a staff member, I serve not myself, and you do not serve me, but I serve YOU. A ruler who serves his own desires above his people's is not a true ruler, but a TYRANT. SO MANY SITES are overseen by total tyrants, and I don't want the same to happen to here! Therefore, I shall never hold my own needs above you guys'. I love you far too much for that.

Now that the noble stuff's over and done with, I'm gonna gloat.

-gloats-

[Lily]

Whoa, I came back from another unexpected hiatus and find this! XD

Congratulations, Emma! I really think you deserve this position. You and Angmor pretty much rule the site nowadays. You'll do a great job. ^^

-throws confetti-

[Elvorn]

Glad to see that you finally got that anti-Angmor rifle. We've been far too long without one. Congrats!