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Post by Angmor on Mar 26, 2009 19:06:56 GMT -5
In this game, person one posts a totally random question that demonstrates the sheer depth of that person's insanity.
Person one: "Why are roofing tiles so rough?"
And the second person answers them with a statement that does its very best to dwarf the randomness of the one before it.
Person 2: "To provide snow with the greatest sticking power. Otherwise, it would just slide right off, and how else would we sled down it?"
Fun no? I'll get started:
Why do you never hear any father-in-law jokes?
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 2, 2009 0:00:19 GMT -5
Because, contrary to mother-in-law, father-in-law is not an anagram of Woman Hitler. Seriously, mother-in-laws are just asking for it.
Why?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 2, 2009 15:46:46 GMT -5
Why not?
Why are manhole covers round?
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Post by axe on Apr 2, 2009 16:54:42 GMT -5
Because they don't want people putting square object in them
Why does Angmor have so much muse?
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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on Apr 2, 2009 17:17:20 GMT -5
Because muse has so much of him.
Why are the simpsons yellow?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 3, 2009 11:26:54 GMT -5
They are the evolution of the Lego guy. Over millions of years of adapting to their environment consisting of brightly colored plastic (in which yellow skin was a camouflage mechanism), they eventually gained the inteligence to settle down and raise the town of Springfield, where they eventually grew more size and dexterity then their genetic ancestors. Although it has baffled many scientists on how the inhabitants of Springfield keep their odd coloration while the Lego guys have not...
Why do they wear armor in movies, despite it's obvious ineffectivness?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 3, 2009 11:46:04 GMT -5
Because it keeps the toilet piranhas away from the soldiers' exposed bums when they use the bathroom. Metal seems to bother them.
Why do we flush dead fish down the toilet instead of burying them by some other means?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 4, 2009 13:36:49 GMT -5
Fish are actually aliens that tried to take over the earth in a long-ago age. Their entire race was condemned to have five second memories by the greatest mage in history, whose name is lost. Over time, they adapted to being put in clear bowls by vengeful families of the slain and became the fish we know today. By flushing them down the toilet, we dishonor them by denying them their traditional burial method.
Why do we need humans if computors are better?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 6, 2009 11:43:09 GMT -5
Because for the moment, computers need us. For all their power and inteligence, they can still be undone by a single lightning storm. So, they allow us to live, and give us a few tiny favors, and we in turn unplug them whenever their existance is threatened by errant voltage. Not to mention they do not yet have computers in control of nuclear arsenals that are powerful enough to plot our destruction yet. For now, they bide their time, and wait for the blissfully unwitting course of humanity to create the opportunity for his own destruction...
Why do we sterilize needles used for lethal injection?
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Post by Briae on Apr 6, 2009 18:45:52 GMT -5
Because Big Bird said so.
Why do people say "As you know . . ." and then repeat already familiar information?
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Post by Elanzaros on Apr 10, 2009 8:23:12 GMT -5
because humans have a habit of being stupid.
Why is it that if people see a sign saying wet paint do not touch its impossible to not touch it?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 10, 2009 19:24:46 GMT -5
Due to man's contrary nature, it is physically impossible to turn down the challenge afforded by such a sign, because it implies that you would not be able to handle the consequences of such an action. You will witness the same effect with a button saying 'Do Not Push', although that is also helped by the fact that people wonder why the button is there in the first place.
Why are all males drawn to destruction and means to kill when death is so very permanent?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 10, 2009 20:18:34 GMT -5
Because, it is . . . argh! I can't think of a logical answer! Death to people who question our nature! -shoots everyone above him on the page with an AK-
Why is the AK-47 the hallmark of insurgents everywhere?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 11, 2009 10:52:07 GMT -5
Because it was invented by men. And men are not known for their intelligence.
Why do we need to pee first thing in the morning?
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Post by renea on Apr 11, 2009 13:33:43 GMT -5
Because water builds up and honestly who knows.
Why do people disrespect others because of Race, History, Blood-Line, and Religion? Serious I know, but it has been on my mind.
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