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Post by Elanzaros on Apr 14, 2009 16:13:54 GMT -5
Because humans have been breeded to be naturally stingy, judgemental, bias cowards. I could go on but i wont. Why do every time do i hear a bird go "houhouhou" do i then hae to go "houhouhou" back?
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Frægr
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Call me Sabs. ;]
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Post by Frægr on Apr 14, 2009 19:00:07 GMT -5
Because you secretly turn into a bird during the full moon, like a werewolf...and when you hear a bird calling it brings out the inner beast within.
Whyyy do we have the internet?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 23, 2009 20:51:19 GMT -5
In order to, according to many leading studies, undermine the very fabric of personal relationships by replacing it with mindless entertainment and sterile, non-personal forms of communication, as well as closing libraries and reading our thoughts, because it's a CIA conspiracy.
Why was the internet first created?
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH STAR TREK BUT CAN'T FIND AVATARS THAT DON'T HAVE KIRK AND SPOCK DOING IT.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 23, 2009 20:54:34 GMT -5
Because Angmor's intellect and philosophicalness couldn't be contained in the real world.
Why are teens obligated to be emo?
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Post by cameron on Apr 23, 2009 21:16:20 GMT -5
Because if they were not, who would pre-teens be obligated to make fun of?
What?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 28, 2009 13:35:43 GMT -5
What indeed?
Why does anything with an internal combustion engine seem to be trying to kill me?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Apr 28, 2009 18:02:09 GMT -5
Maybe cars are thinking about resorting to cannibalism, and they want to eat you first as an appetizer. Lighting McQueen is evil!!!!
Why do parents all seem to think that television is bad, yet at the same time, they often watch it more than we do?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 29, 2009 14:01:01 GMT -5
The TV is used by the CIA to control parents' minds, but it's harmful to children so they have to wait to grow up. XD
Why can you only stay on the library computer for 30 minutes at a time?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 29, 2009 18:00:17 GMT -5
You have not yet sacrificed enough braincells to ascend in the hierarchy of the library computer worshipers. Why does Emma get banned by her parents so frequently?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 30, 2009 20:18:27 GMT -5
Because the government is attempting to control her enormous muse and use it to power the latest NASA project.
Why are my posts always late?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 1, 2009 14:41:53 GMT -5
Because you sacrificed on-timeness for kickarse writing skillz.
What does an Orc smell like?
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Briae
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NaNoWriMo Wordcount Champion week 2!
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Post by Briae on May 2, 2009 9:50:51 GMT -5
Something between a limburger-horseradish sandwich and rotten eggs.
Why do I barely have any threads?
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Xavier
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Logan Rocks MY World!
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Post by Xavier on May 2, 2009 14:44:14 GMT -5
Because it's bad luck to do too many posts when a you just start a new site. If you do you get incredibly long toenails . No! Why is the sky blue. ;D
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Post by Angmor on May 3, 2009 8:24:12 GMT -5
Because it's a big forcefield that's projected around our planet to keep the malevolent alien aggressors out. It's been there since about the nineteen thirties, before there was color photography, so it's fairly easy to cover up. Before that, the sky was an orangish pink.
Why are gunshots so loud?
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Briae
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NaNoWriMo Wordcount Champion week 2!
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Post by Briae on May 3, 2009 8:34:23 GMT -5
Because if they were quiet, Neo might not be able to do such amazing dodges.
Why is the face always rolling its eyes?
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