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Post by Elvorn on May 4, 2009 11:30:01 GMT -5
It has a severe case of idiopathic optomyopathy.
Why are old games for PC that came out in the 90's better than state-of-the-art games for the Wii?
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Post by Angmor on May 6, 2009 16:12:29 GMT -5
It's a japanese console with mostly japanese games. 'Nuff said.
Why is it you can always jump farther than you think you can, and not as far as you're sure you can?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 6, 2009 19:10:19 GMT -5
It's the CIA messing with your MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLEEEEEEE!!!
Why does school exist?
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Post by Angmor on May 8, 2009 19:35:32 GMT -5
To indoctrinate masses of pliable children with the idea that there is no God, and that they are an accident of nature, possessing a life that is without meaning or purpose, and with no inherent morality or or code of social conduct. And, perversely, that they can succeed at anything they set their minds to, so long as they believe in themselves, the cosmic accident, hard enough! Why does paint not fall off ceilings?
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Xavier
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Post by Xavier on May 10, 2009 22:56:39 GMT -5
Because underneath the paint is the gum from last Christmas.
Why can't I ever find my homework when it's due and then the day after that find it somewhere in my bag?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on May 11, 2009 12:03:53 GMT -5
Ohh, that's an easy one! Because I hid them, Sorry!
Why does our cat always seem to end up right in my face in the middle of the night meowing?
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Post by Elanzaros on May 11, 2009 14:04:28 GMT -5
Because your face looks un-cannily like a cat with fish nets on and a 3$ sign hanging from its neck. Why cant i sit on a bs without ending up next to the bearded old woman, the vomitting drunk or the shady looking youth with a hoody?
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Post by Elvorn on May 11, 2009 16:18:01 GMT -5
It is your destiny. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
How do dragons fly?
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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on May 11, 2009 19:00:47 GMT -5
The same way you walk.
An infinitely small ball is placed at a random point on the red line. The line is 10 metres long. The semi-circle that stems from this line is its resulting size too. Also positioned 3 metres above the centre of the line is a small circle with a diameter of 1 metre. There is no gravity of any sort by the way. The ball is shot up into the semi-circle at a random angle from -90 degrees to +90 degrees. After it comes back past the red line, it is all over. What's the chance the 'ball' will contact the yellow circle?
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Post by Elvorn on May 11, 2009 20:16:39 GMT -5
A snowball's chance in Haran.
What was Ezhdeha talking about?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on May 16, 2009 20:48:51 GMT -5
The words of my favorite 1960's Tootsie Pop commercial come to mind, "The world may never know!"
Why do companies deliberately make the most delicious foods unhealthy?
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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on May 16, 2009 23:15:27 GMT -5
So they can slowly kill everyone and steal their money at the same time
why are most of the healthy things horrible tasting?
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Post by Angmor on May 18, 2009 14:42:38 GMT -5
Our bodies and our minds are in a constant battle, and nastiness of food is the body's chief weapon.
How do MP3 players work?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 23, 2009 15:55:46 GMT -5
With highly advanced nanobots that are just waiting to EAT YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
What the shab is idiopathic optomyopathy?
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Briae
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Post by Briae on May 24, 2009 8:28:11 GMT -5
It is a terminal illness which manifests itself in anyone who says the words.
What makes a twinkie a twinkie?
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