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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 26, 2009 12:06:35 GMT -5
The same thing that makes a tootsie pop a tootsie pop.
What in the name of haran am I?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on May 26, 2009 17:50:29 GMT -5
A figment of my own imagination
Why do I like cats so much? (Read into the innuendo if you DARE!)
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 27, 2009 19:39:51 GMT -5
Because you are constantly surrounded by them. And I mean the innuendo type of -COUGH-cats-COUGH-.
Why did Grievous have to die? D8
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on May 27, 2009 20:16:16 GMT -5
Because all of the positions in the movie, "IRobot" were already filled.
Why do Cleveland teams always have to blow it late in the season?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on May 28, 2009 15:52:36 GMT -5
Because I know very little about basketball.
Why am I not allowed antimatter anymore?
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Post by Angmor on May 29, 2009 9:00:42 GMT -5
Simple matter of safety. Our cbox blast shields can handle any grade of conventional explosive, but I haven't had time to install the rayshield upgrade yet.
Why are USB plugs shaped like rectangles?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on May 29, 2009 14:31:43 GMT -5
Because they wouldn't be any fun if they were squares.
Is Seath a good boy?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 29, 2009 22:52:55 GMT -5
That's about as likely as Nemo getting a boyfriend.
What is a Nemo?
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Briae
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Post by Briae on May 30, 2009 22:32:24 GMT -5
Duh, it's a clownfish with a gimpy fin.
What is my name?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on May 30, 2009 22:44:02 GMT -5
Your name is now offically Barrack Obama!
What is the point of naming a disease, "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis?"
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Briae
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Post by Briae on May 30, 2009 22:53:21 GMT -5
So that anyone who contracted such a disease would die before finishing pronuncing their condition.
Why does my cat sit on Elvorn's face when he is sleeping?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on May 30, 2009 23:01:14 GMT -5
To muffle his snoring.
Why can humanity figure out how to send people to the moon, but not know how to end pointless warfare?
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Post by Angmor on May 31, 2009 8:24:56 GMT -5
It's not all that difficult a question, actually. What do you think motived the US to go to the moon? To beat the Russians there. XD
What is the plural for computer mouse?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on May 31, 2009 9:23:56 GMT -5
Meces, naturally.
What gang does Angster belong to?
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Post by Themistocles on Jun 1, 2009 9:34:37 GMT -5
Ooh, good question. My guess would be that he is a member of some strange, secret gang that hacks into civilians' e-mail accounts and sends pointless prank e-mails to all of the owner's friends. It is odd indeed. But you should ask Angmor next time you see him, but be warned, he may threaten to hack into your e-mail. Be afraid, be very afraid. Why do most people seem to consider books to be the best way to use your time, and most of the time, while saying this, they are watching TV?
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