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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 19, 2009 19:34:36 GMT -5
Because those songs are EVIL. And evil always seeks to corrupt. WE MUST CRUCIFY HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is the only person NOT sane enough to join me in my crucifixation of High School musical?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Jun 20, 2009 22:37:06 GMT -5
Uhhh, me. Because, you don't crucify High School Musical. YOU BURN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...AT...THE...STAKE.
Why do I always seem to miss Elvorn on the website?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 21, 2009 17:30:11 GMT -5
You are the same, therefore you repel each other magnetically from the computer whenever one of you gets on. XD
What happens to the little plant at the very end of Little Shop of Horrors (the 80s movie musical, WHICH I AM OBSESSED WITH)?
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Post by Elanzaros on Jun 23, 2009 17:04:11 GMT -5
It gets married to the big plant at the other end and they have loads of children and lived happily ever after.
What is the difference between being dead and being very dead?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 24, 2009 12:02:26 GMT -5
When you're dead, you've already died. When you're very dead, it means that you are seriously shabbed and are going to be dead VERY soon.
Why must I go to summer school AGAIN? >.>
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Post by Elvorn on Jul 10, 2009 21:42:50 GMT -5
Because you do not believe in the signs.
Why is chatspeak popular?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 11, 2009 12:57:43 GMT -5
It better lets us show our supreme stupidity than typing in normal English!
Why am I suddenly obsessed with old TV shows from my kidhood again?
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Post by daesiggil on Jul 13, 2009 12:22:33 GMT -5
Because your mind withered away and became child-like.
Why do I miss everyone on this site?
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Post by Angmor on Jul 16, 2009 18:17:38 GMT -5
Your cosmic energy is repellant to the cosmic energy of the rest of us, due to the spelling of your name. The odds of that happening are somewhere around 0.0000000000000000000000000001%.
Why must you be quiet in libraries?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 16, 2009 19:48:08 GMT -5
It makes it easier to hear the popping sound that results from pulling the librarians' heads out of their bums. They seem to be stuck up there rather often.
Why do I get such a thrill from seeing cities and people go kaboom?
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Briae
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Post by Briae on Jul 24, 2009 7:42:07 GMT -5
Because you asociate yourself with Elvorn, and therefore some of his nature rubbed off on you.
Why do they make 'Paper' money?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Jul 24, 2009 10:00:33 GMT -5
Because....PAPER IS COOLER!!!!! Oh, and paper money tends to be less-easy to counterfeit as long as the U.S. Mint continues to vary the print on the bills every so often.
Why does this computer multiply myself in the chatbox on Erisdar?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 26, 2009 14:34:04 GMT -5
It's quite simple. Due to the fact that Jango Fett is long, long dead, because Star Wars took place long ago and yet is somehow in the future too, you are now the most likely candidate for a clone war. Between who? We don't know.. YET. But the internet is helping the plotters by making web clones of you as a start. WE SHALL SEE. >.>
Why can't I have a TARDIS? T_T
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Post by Angmor on Jul 27, 2009 12:00:34 GMT -5
Because all but one of them were destroyed in the last Time War, and you would need to pry the keys for that last one from David Tennant's cold, stiff, pale dead fingers.
Why do cups hold water?
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Post by Joukai on Jul 27, 2009 13:33:34 GMT -5
Because when all the dining wear got together to figure who got to carry what. No one one wanted water so the played Nosey. Cup realized that none of the had noses, but then it realized none of this made sense. So it said screw it and took water.
Why does the world spin around?
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