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Post by Elvorn on Apr 1, 2009 8:06:24 GMT -5
Granted, but this sleep causes you to be unaware of Angmor and I sneaking into your house. Needless to say, you don't wake up.
I wish that my Mother would go to the store and get more butter since we're out.
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Post by daesiggil on Apr 1, 2009 10:36:57 GMT -5
She does, but it is the bad butter she got...
I wish I had more fishies in our pool~ Lol....
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Post by Angmor on Apr 1, 2009 21:34:32 GMT -5
Granted, you have several hundred... flesh-eating pirhana. Mind your toes.
I wish I could post faster.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 1, 2009 23:50:47 GMT -5
Granted, but they are so huge they fill up the whole site and it explodes from pure, unfiltered awesome. Talk to Orlando Bloom, he gets that a lot.
I wish for my first kiss. (I can see eight million ways to corrupt this, don't let me down!)
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 2, 2009 12:44:58 GMT -5
Granted, but it was from your dog. And by mistake.
I wish that my Youper friends would stay down with us Trolls longer.
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Post by Angmor on Apr 2, 2009 21:09:14 GMT -5
Granted, he leaves one day later. It's of course the day that the bridge collapses, plunging him into Lake Superior. If only you had let him go sooner.
I wish for more members.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 3, 2009 11:49:26 GMT -5
Granted, we get 1000 of them, but they're all the idiot seagulls from Finding Nemo who scream "MINE!" You go insane from the sheer stupidity of them while Nemo gets captured by a piratical dentist and is forced to walk the plank. I'm so upset by losing her that I, too, go insane, and together we tear aprt the site and kill all the sane members.
I wish for more character ideas!
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Post by Briae on Apr 3, 2009 20:22:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you get them from me, and they are as follows: 1) A preppy, 17 year old elf who wears skinny jeans and too much makeup, 2) A part Dwarf, part Kull and part Dragon who fights with a chisel, 3) A 1960s style human whose only purpose is to give manicures to Galbatorix, and 4) A 89 year old bank teller in Dras Leona. Enjoy!
I wish I GOT spring break.
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 4, 2009 13:19:06 GMT -5
Granted, but you spend it raking the woods because Mom had a clean-attack.
I wish that I had a better airsoft gun.
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Post by Angmor on Apr 5, 2009 19:48:11 GMT -5
Granted, you are able to afford the $2000 minigun. Unfortunately, it is reduced to the status of cool looking but very expensive club by the lack of money for ammo.
I wish for leet photo-haxxor skillz.
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 5, 2009 20:15:51 GMT -5
Granted, but eventually your insatiable lust for photo-haxxor power leads you into illegal photo-manipulation for LOLnews. You eventually make one mocking the president, and by then we are completely sociallist, so you somehow have an unfortunate accident getting out of bed one morning. Slipped and broke your neck. What a coincidence.
I wish for a good personality for my Dwarf.
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Post by Angmor on Apr 7, 2009 9:55:50 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so sadistic and cruel that he inevitably ends up being the latest toy of...
0.o
o.0
...Malandra.
I wish we could finish Crossroads within the week.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 7, 2009 16:13:02 GMT -5
Granted, but only because Malandra, attracted by your saying her name, comes and kills all the characters in her experiments. Fear not, though. The strongest ones will be kept alive for more torment.
I wish someone would come and roleplay with Malandra.
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Post by Angmor on Apr 9, 2009 21:21:36 GMT -5
Granted, but it's with Elvorn's Kovar, and therefore little fun to you.
I wish Emma was unbanned and free to post.
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Post by Frægr on Apr 13, 2009 17:29:13 GMT -5
Granted, but she returns and destroys the site with her craziness! XD
I wish I could start my post.
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