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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 4, 2009 12:04:45 GMT -5
This is due to their pathetic attempts to turn other people away from the oh-so-beguiling television. Meaning, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! THEY JUST WANT THE TV FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8<
What will happen if I defy the Mob? As in Angmor's Mob?
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Post by Angmor on Jun 9, 2009 12:43:12 GMT -5
Well, first I will find you, strap you to a table, and then I will get a steel bucket, a rat, and a blowtorch and I will...
Why do black granite countertops make me happy?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 9, 2009 16:05:45 GMT -5
It reminds you of here, of course!
Why does my other site get up and running JUST when my exams are starting?
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Post by Angmor on Jun 11, 2009 13:46:29 GMT -5
The microchip in your brain registered that your personal activity was picking up, and signalled the computers in charge of running world events. They in turn caused the activity of the site to increase, because it serves their sadistic intention to enslave mankind through seemingly random improbabilities.
What does DVD stand for?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 11, 2009 18:56:00 GMT -5
Demented Venemous Di'kuts, of course!
Why is no one online whenever I get onto here?
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
New Member
I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH STAR TREK BUT CAN'T FIND AVATARS THAT DON'T HAVE KIRK AND SPOCK DOING IT.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Jun 15, 2009 19:53:27 GMT -5
Because they saw you coming so they all hid inside Angmor's spaceship. why does no one like Yugioh?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on Jun 15, 2009 20:07:44 GMT -5
Because it is a show where the fate of the world is determined by a children's card game.
Why am I not that worried about the tornado coming my way?
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Post by Elvorn on Jun 15, 2009 20:46:20 GMT -5
Because you are not being paid to worry. That's the staff's job.
Why is all the good music for movies?
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Post by Angmor on Jun 18, 2009 10:38:36 GMT -5
Because nowadays, that's how good composers make money. All the so-called 'masters' before the advent of the motion picture all have one thing in common: They were poor.
Why do glass bottles, when broken properly over the back of the victim's head, always cause instant unconsciousness?
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Post by Elvorn on Jun 18, 2009 12:35:20 GMT -5
Because the bonding agent in the glass is also a sedative. It works like the explosive shockwave that is about four feet larger than the giant fireball, allowing the heroes to be thrown clear.
Why is the apostrophe so misused?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 18, 2009 13:06:27 GMT -5
It is misunderstood, because it was mangled. Who was it mangled by? The Nerd Mob. They say Boss Angmor oversaw the torture himself... >.>
Why am I so bent on tracking down Elvorn and Angmor and Briae?
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Post by Elvorn on Jun 18, 2009 13:13:11 GMT -5
Because your maladjusted antisocial tendencies that are the product of your berserk pituitary gland dictate that you do so.
Where do we get all these strange answers?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 18, 2009 13:20:46 GMT -5
From our bums.
What is the exact function of a rubber duck?
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Post by Capitan Sinn on Jun 18, 2009 19:50:16 GMT -5
Tracking device, because no one leaves home without their rubber ducky.
What does that say about me that I'm falling in love with a very beautiful lady-version of me?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Jun 19, 2009 14:35:29 GMT -5
Uhhhh....that you use eHarmony to much....yeah, that works.
Why do all of the songs that are stuck in my head seem to be ones that I revile? "High School Musical," for example.
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