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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on Jul 27, 2009 15:12:11 GMT -5
Maybe it isnt the one spinning. maybe its you!
Why do people die?
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Briae
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Post by Briae on Aug 5, 2009 9:59:02 GMT -5
Because gummy bears didn't origionate in France.
Why are blueberries called blueberries?
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Post by Elvorn on Aug 5, 2009 22:00:09 GMT -5
Because if they were called mauveberries, too many people would begin asking why they weren't mauve.
Why does it have to be the Tour de France?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Aug 15, 2009 16:27:02 GMT -5
Because if it were the Tour de America, everyone would be too distracted from the true greatest sport...golf.
Why do people think that golf is so boring (trust me, I know the answer, I'm just looking for new opinions)?
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Post by Angmor on Aug 15, 2009 17:33:39 GMT -5
Because so many peoples brains have been seen running around causing havoc after they finally broke under the strain of the boredom and escaped through their original owners ears. Oh, speaking of which, another one just bounced through our cat-door... -goes to get shovel-
Why does this one song I keep downloading seem to crawl away into unknown files so that I can't find it?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Aug 15, 2009 18:02:06 GMT -5
I cursed it into there because you aren't on MSN the rare times I can get on. D8<
Why do I have to pee so badly?
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Post by Elvorn on Aug 17, 2009 12:08:47 GMT -5
Because the voices tell you to.
Why do game installations always have the osik hit the fan at the very end of the process, after you've waited half an hour?
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Post by daesiggil on Aug 22, 2009 12:39:44 GMT -5
Because they're ebilz like that and don't like you to play them! D=
Why is it that when I am online that other people aren't?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on Aug 22, 2009 19:15:11 GMT -5
Because we're all out playing golf together!
Why do I always seem to miss everyone on the site?
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Post by Angmor on Aug 22, 2009 21:02:49 GMT -5
We're all running away from playing golf with you!
Why does treasure always have to be gold?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on Aug 23, 2009 19:34:39 GMT -5
You see...the answer to this wonderful question has to be that all of the good guys triumph because in their free time they PLAY GOLF!!!
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Elvorn on Aug 25, 2009 19:56:01 GMT -5
Because of its deep emotional scars.
Why is it that you are not officially called 'slurpers' when you drink a slurpee?
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Themistocles
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Post by Themistocles on Aug 31, 2009 9:27:46 GMT -5
Because...to officially gain the title of, "Slurper," you must go through a great many trials of immense toughness.
Why are muffins called muffins?
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Post by Elvorn on Sept 1, 2009 13:22:36 GMT -5
Because in binomial nomenclature their latin name is Muffenus Mufflious.
Where has everyone gone?
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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on Sept 1, 2009 19:25:00 GMT -5
I ate them.
Whats the differernce between a muffin and a cupcake?
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