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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Sept 2, 2009 1:41:02 GMT -5
-is driven to death by its sheer stupidity-
-drops self-
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Kite
Junior Member
Now past the 1 year mark
Posts: 127
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Post by Kite on Sept 10, 2009 23:19:30 GMT -5
*gets hit by her hand and is knocked off the Sears Tower*
*drops a coffee mug full of coffee*
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Post by Angmor on Sept 11, 2009 14:52:05 GMT -5
-coffee hits an innocent bystander- -is killed by the lawsuit explosion-
-drops mailbox-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Sept 23, 2009 17:19:49 GMT -5
-head gets stuck in it and starves to death-
-drops a pie-
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Post by Elvorn on Sept 24, 2009 10:06:09 GMT -5
-Eats pie and dies before realizing that he made it himself- [Mmmm . . . cherry-bomb pie. My favorite.]
-Drops false beard-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Oct 10, 2009 15:06:43 GMT -5
-attempts to look like Gandalf with it and accidentally strangles self-
-drops Gandalf's robe-
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Post by Elvorn on Oct 18, 2009 15:33:07 GMT -5
-Puts it on and is killed by Balrog-
-Drops surfboard-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Oct 20, 2009 15:05:23 GMT -5
-goes to Hawaii and tries to surf with Stitch but is eaten, then killed by him-
-drops Stitch from Lilo and Stitch-
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Themistocles
New Member
All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
Posts: 14
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Post by Themistocles on Oct 30, 2009 17:29:02 GMT -5
-is killed my crappy animation-
-drops erisdar-
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Post by Elvorn on Oct 31, 2009 12:03:55 GMT -5
-Dies of a broken heart since there is no activity lately-
-Drops calculator-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Oct 31, 2009 12:54:51 GMT -5
-brain implodes from the evils of MATH-
-drops some cheese-
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Themistocles
New Member
All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
Posts: 14
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Post by Themistocles on Oct 31, 2009 22:27:05 GMT -5
-throws Elvorn in front of me and he dies of lactose intolerance, then I have a conveniently-timed heart attack, and die-
-drops the Swine Flu that has plagued me for the last week-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Oct 31, 2009 23:08:22 GMT -5
-doesn't die.- IT'S NOT A THREAT, PEOPLE. -goes into rant and dies of lack of breath-
-drops green tea-
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Post by Elvorn on Nov 4, 2009 11:54:11 GMT -5
-Dies of . . . China overload?-
-Drops NaNo manuscript-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Nov 10, 2009 20:00:19 GMT -5
-dies of its awesomeness-
-drops HER NaNoscript-
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