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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jan 21, 2010 18:20:36 GMT -5
I bestow upon Elvee the power to watch Stargate Atlantis with me.
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Post by Elvorn on Jan 21, 2010 23:06:22 GMT -5
I hereby apportion this endowment to one 'Emma', that she may employ it for the betterment of mankind. Henceforth, thou shalt everlastingly have a daisy sprouting from thy fruitful crown until the conclusion of thy years, which shall be exceedingly long to extend thy work of good in this world.
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Post by Angmor on Jan 25, 2010 13:38:09 GMT -5
I grant Elvorn the ability to expel law enforcement-grade tear gas with his flatulence.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jan 27, 2010 3:34:49 GMT -5
I grant Angmor the ability to not give out fart-related powers!
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Post by Elvorn on Jan 28, 2010 21:09:22 GMT -5
I hereby endow Emma . . . oh whatever. You get the power to dual-weild bullhorns so that you may be heard in every part of Canada.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jan 28, 2010 23:48:18 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAAAAY I grant Elvee the power to finish his sniper assignment!
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Themistocles
New Member
All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Jan 29, 2010 15:31:20 GMT -5
I grant Emma the power to marry a wraith! Wonder what the children will look like...
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jan 30, 2010 15:21:56 GMT -5
OMG I LOVE YOU CLES!! I GRANT CLES THE POWER TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!!!
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Post by Angmor on Feb 5, 2010 12:32:23 GMT -5
I hereby grant Emma the power to go to Europe without the use of a plane. ...By walking all the way on the bottom of the ocean.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 16, 2010 23:49:10 GMT -5
I GRANT APPY THE POWER TO GET IT ON WITH TODDLES!
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 17, 2010 8:53:19 GMT -5
I grant Emma the power to compete in the Winter Olympics for her home country in the noble sport of Calvinball.
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Post by Angmor on Feb 20, 2010 9:03:12 GMT -5
I grant Elvorn the power to brew terrible coffee with his mind.
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 20, 2010 14:18:57 GMT -5
I grant Angmor the power to control other people's minds, but only to change the volume on his TV.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 22, 2010 1:14:19 GMT -5
I grant Elpoo the power to come to my house so he can play DAO!
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 22, 2010 11:53:24 GMT -5
I grant Emma the power to come to my house so she can play Republic Commando!
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