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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 19, 2010 20:11:00 GMT -5
Granted, but you type so fast that your fingers break off, and you can never type again!
I wish for ALL the DA:O add-ons!
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Formula
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Post by Formula on May 24, 2010 0:10:26 GMT -5
Granted, but yet known to you is that there was a recent add-on that turns Alistair into an a-sexual robot and gives Zevran herpes. Ohgren opens up as a romantic choice, but with a relationship cut-scene that ends in him crying about how the alcohol left him too soft to please you.
Morrigan grows tired of the dwarf's incessant sobbing and leaves your camp permanently, while Wynne and Shale go off to find their fortune in a marble factory.
You are left with Sten and your dog, as the latter has killed Leliana after growing annoyed with her constant cooing and stupid accent.
And you are out of cookies.
I wish for no more heartburn. =(
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 26, 2010 12:18:32 GMT -5
=O How CRUEL of you! Granted, but now you get... um... NOSEBURN. =D
I wish stupid people didn't exist!
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Formula
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Post by Formula on May 26, 2010 15:40:18 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realize.. well, nothing, as everyone is stupid to someone and you would likely not exist either. It'd probably end with just Stephen Hawking being alone or something.
I wish for more seitan! :3 Yum!
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Post by phrostphyre on Jun 12, 2010 10:19:19 GMT -5
Granted, but now it tastes like water.
I wish I had Morrowind.
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Post by Formula on Jun 12, 2010 10:42:06 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realize that in spite of how large a world Morrowind offers, you are ultimately let down by the shortage of polish, interface upgrades, and heightened/more modern gameplay in comparison to Oblivion.
.. And if you've never played Oblivion, your copy is bugged and all of the men are naked so you're let down either way.
I wish it was 11:48 already. (:
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 12, 2010 20:13:10 GMT -5
This was already granted, so... no, wait! Granted, but it's the 11:48 of one hundred years ago, so now you have to wait a hundred years.
I wish I had the motivation to write. (The muse is there, but I'm lazy!)
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Post by Mali on Jun 13, 2010 5:46:09 GMT -5
Granted. But then you don't have the time to write, motivation and muse wasted. I wish that I could get replies to all my other non-mainplot threads! (I've been waiting a while and it sucks guys, being here and just not posting )
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Post by kanoinazuma17 on Jun 13, 2010 10:08:24 GMT -5
Granted, but the posts are riddled with godmoding and powerplaying as well as blatant mary sues and gary stus.
I wish I had a Klondike Bar...
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Post by //|:Crim~Harrowmont:|\\ on Jun 13, 2010 10:21:49 GMT -5
you get the klondike bar, but Chuck Norris steals it.
i wish Hana left her boyfriend, he is pissing me off.
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on Jun 13, 2010 12:41:14 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you rip his head off and shove it down his throat, so now she's mad at you.
I wish that I had a puppy.
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Post by Talon on Jun 13, 2010 14:41:00 GMT -5
Wish granted. But it bites you and turns you into a werewolf. The angry villagers hunt you down with pitchforks and silver bullets. Your fight is valiant but eventually you die. The puppy survives...to strike another day.
I wish I had a burrito [/size]
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Post by ARWEN REDFERN on Jun 14, 2010 9:05:01 GMT -5
Granted, but when you ate it...it tasted nasty. A funky sort of smell came out from it too.
I wish I had some Ja Jang Mein (A korean food dish).
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Post by Angmor on Jun 21, 2010 11:33:10 GMT -5
Granted, but the person who sold it to you neglected to mention that it came straight from the table of Kim Jong Il. He has you assassinated shortly afterword.
I wish for some muse to be able to finish Circle. -.-
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jun 21, 2010 13:42:37 GMT -5
Granted- GUESS WHAT, Karen Traviss is making more RepCom books! But ONLY if you finish your post already! SO DO EET!!!
I wish I wasn't dead on my feet right now.
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