Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Apr 28, 2009 18:24:41 GMT -5
Granted, but then Mt. Saint Helens erupts and the sky is filled with unwanted ash, and the sun is shielded from view. Have fun watching the incessant darkness!
I wish for a nice 1-iron.
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Post by Angmor on Apr 29, 2009 18:05:41 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the one from the bottom of the pond, that's been ingested and excreted by a few alligators. It's more of a putter now, actually...
I wish Emma was ungrounded.
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Post by cameron on Apr 29, 2009 21:43:50 GMT -5
Granted, but by she's only ungrounded because she's been banned from the internet for life!
I wish for the meaning of life.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 1, 2009 14:43:47 GMT -5
Granted. But it's too much for your brain to take and you die. XD
I wish I could get on more to write my SHAB'LA POSTS!!!!!!!!!
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH STAR TREK BUT CAN'T FIND AVATARS THAT DON'T HAVE KIRK AND SPOCK DOING IT.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on May 3, 2009 15:43:53 GMT -5
Granted, but you are no longer allowed to RP with XCal, Angmor, Lily, Elvorn, or anyone who is not me. Have fun!
I wish for a venti double chocolatey-chip frappucino from Starbucks that isn't poisoned.
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Post by Angmor on May 5, 2009 20:54:09 GMT -5
Granted, but the energy disrupts your finely balanced heart, and you go into cardiac arrest while waiting on the curb of a busy street for the bus. The resulting accident had three children in therapy till they were ten.
I wish for a new sig.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 10, 2009 22:02:40 GMT -5
Well, it's already granted. XD But I'll corrupt it anyway.
Already granted, but wait and see, it's actually host to millions of HIPPOS waiting for their time to emerge!! ATTACK OF THE HIPPOS!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could find a decent picture for Nemo!
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on May 13, 2009 19:27:19 GMT -5
Granted, but upon finding said picture, the worldwide web crashes, and you never get to enjoy your precious photo.
I wish the cut on my hand would heal already!
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Briae
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NaNoWriMo Wordcount Champion week 2!
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Post by Briae on May 13, 2009 20:38:50 GMT -5
Granted, but your arm is now infected, and the Doctor tells you that he will need to amputate.
I wish tomorrow wouldn't be the last day I would see most of the writing class people!
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on May 13, 2009 20:52:41 GMT -5
Granted! But now most of them are homeless, sleeping in your garage, and eating all of your brownies.
I wish the Cleveland Indians would win the World Series already.
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Post by Elvorn on May 14, 2009 10:47:43 GMT -5
Granted, but instead of celebrating, they are forced onto a reserve with all of their fans to eek out a miserable existance in Washington.
I wish that I would get a 'B' in science.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 14, 2009 15:53:09 GMT -5
Granted! The B is for BUSTED because the Mythbusters found out that YOU'RE JUST A MYTH!!!!!!!!! You promptly disappear off the face of the earth.
I wish I would pass school.
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on May 14, 2009 18:15:20 GMT -5
Granted! You decide to, "pass," on getting an education, and forever live among a group of hobos somewhere in New York City.
I wish I didn't need to do math all summer.
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Post by cameron on May 14, 2009 18:20:41 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have to do astro physics all summer! Enjoy.
I wish that my mascot outfit wasn't so hot.
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Post by Elvorn on May 14, 2009 18:43:38 GMT -5
Granted, to prevent this, liquid nitrogen is injected directly into your bloodstream.
I wish for shabla MUSE!
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