YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES

Good attention-getter, no? Anywho. Just out of curiosity if anyone's at all interested, I'm keeping an eye open for possible threads for these crazyhead peoples.

1 and 2: Nemo Ramsey and Ikehr- my Varden Dragon Rider pair. Nemo is a human and an ex-pirate and uber-temperamental, Ikehr is an apathetic puny dragon. Neither like the Varden despite having to work for it.
3. Malandra Ramakrishna- uber-evil human Imperial scientist who likes going around naked and loves seducing and torturing everyone for scientific gain. Hypersexual and very insane.
4. Remy Kamenwati- elf, he's kinda confusing, basically he's an ex-Dragon Rider and he's on a mission to kill Galby, but he thinks the Varden's loserville so he doesn't support them. He's currently a double agent for the Varden, though, he uses them to financially back him up.
5. Sthenno- Remy's werecat, she's my only character that actually LIKES the Varden. XD Very fashion-oriented and demanding.
6. Honovi- half-elf, so she's an outcast and very conflicted due to the different genes. She currently lives alone, in the wild, and doesn't care about the current conflict since she's so isolated from it.
7. Cesar Insalata- pyro-happy hypersexual Spanish elf assassin. He got a mission to kill Galby and failed, obviously, but was allowed to live for his fire skillz and now works for Galby cause he knows his true name.
8. Kieran Kolbjorn- organized criminal elf who changed his features to look human and is now a lieutenant for ze Alagaesian mafia. And he's neutral.
9. Ren'ichi Kichirou- Imperial assassin who's very detached and basically focussed on killing, since she has little else to do with herself.
10. Pele Serowe- Imperial Shade who's not fond of the Empire and only concerned with finding her lost lover. Very bipolar too. XD
11 and 12. Castox and Noémie ____- I have yet to make their profiles, but they should be up after I come back from my trip. Castox is a Shade but not evil/insane, he's on the run all the time cause everyone either wants him as their servant or dead. Noémie, who currently lacks a last name, is either a human or elf, I haven't picked yet but I'm prolly going with human, is his servant person. Castox basically uses her as a con woman to keep them alive on their trekking.

... so. Any after-tripper takers?

[Tii]

Me: -throws Za'lyyr at you-
Za'lyyr: -tries to slice Tiilyr in half-
Me: -backhands- Sit in your corner.


Ahem.

So. Za'lyyr. He's the evil elf under Galby's control. He's a very, very close advisor to the most loved king. He does sweeps of the land for any 'valuable' people that could be used for the Empire's purpose. He's fluent in the ancient language and specializes in mental warfare. And despite his little twisted life, he's very in touch with the natural world. It's where he gets any type of joy. Unfortuantely, he feels like he isn't at balance with nature because he killed another elf when he was younger and got himself banished from living with the rest of the elves. So mommy and daddy elf tell their kids to be good, otherwise they'll end up like that bum, Za'lyyr.

SOO.
Do you see anything interesting or any type of interaction? I'd love a thread.

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

Well, if you can get Za'lyyr out of the cities, Honovi might be fun. =D She's neutral and onyl half-elf, but she's got the whole nature thing down. So, um... where in ze wilds? XD She makes her home in the Spine, but wanders all over the place. She just won't go near the cities and she's exiled form Du Weldenvarden.