So you've decided to be evil.

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

evil-guide.tripod.com/index.html

This place is amazing. AMAZING. Thanks so much to Nathan for showing it to me! I suggest you all take the Evil Plan generator. Here's mine:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a military general. This will cause the world to choke on their food, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Tii]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

[Elvorn]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to cower in fear, frightened by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[zkjt]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your secret death ray, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[phrostphyre]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge for the murder of my girlfriend

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in full Scottish Highland regalia?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of Highland warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your Highlanders of destruction, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.