The Officially Unofficial Nemo Fanclub.

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

Nemo: WELL. About bloody time I got meself some fans!
Ikehr: Yes, Ramsey. A small flightless bird from a puny island next to Australia and your own creator. What a celebrity.
Nemo: SHUT UP! I swear, on that BARMY night two months ago, had I NEVER promised that STONKIN' EGG-KEEPER to not KILL ya...
Ikehr: Oh dear. It's learned to count... I say, what are you doing? Put me down!

ANYWHO. Considering I'm Nemo's creator, I'm kind of expected to become a fan. MY ANSWER IS... maybe. And I gave Appy a different answer over MSN. The midget Nemo midget is BRILLIANT. -applauds- All she needs is a dragon hat!

[zkjt]

Hmm..I guess I'll join, why not xD. And the answer to your question is....





OF COURSE!!!

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

So, since these two have gotten some fans, stalkers are no doubt not far behind. And so, I have whipped up two nice little schedules to make their jobs easier. Inspired by Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary.

NEMO RAMSEY-

Daily Schedule (Translated for the non-British)

8:00 AM- The early bird gets the worm. Or so those bastards tell me, and force me to rise at this ungodly hour. BLOODY HELL! I’ll kill them all.
8:30 AM- Breakfast. Steak and eggs. Damned if I eat those rations they call FOOD.
9:00 AM- Fan murdering till 5. I don’t CARE if I’m sworn to protect them, THEY’RE ALL BASTARDS! Getting a stupid GREENISH REPTILE does NOT, IN ANY WAY, make up for the MISERY of guarding the MISERABLE VARDEN! Not to mention they don’t pay me a feckin’ DIME. GO FECK YOURSELVES. The next worshipper that comes kissing my boots will get my hammer shoved SO FAR UP THEIR ARSE THAT THEY’LL BE -censored- Break for lunch at 12.
6:00 PM- Dinner. More steak and booze. Nasuada says I don’t make a good role model. To all the little children who look up to me, GO FECK YOURSELVES!
7:00 PM- ‘Training’ with Ikehr, which translates to the worst possible hell you can imagine. It doesn’t help that Kyemen Stray Hairs WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND, OOH! THAT SODDING INCONFECKINSPICIOUS GIT CAN TOSS IT.
12:00 AM- Blissful sleep. Disturb it and I’ll break your face.

IKEHR-

Day 21 of This Miserable Existence

Another day dawns, and I sorely wish that it didn’t. I am forced to spend yet more time with the savage grunt that worshipping admirers have dubbed ‘Back From the Dead Red’. The urge to inflict harm upon this ‘woman’ grows stronger by the day. However, stronger still is my wish for the peace of death. Ironic, then, that I am immortal. This means I cannot die, for those uneducated buffoons who shouldn’t be reading this. As for how a dragon with no fingers managed to type a daily schedule into a computer when it has yet to be invented, all I can say is some things weren’t meant for the eyes of mortals.

I unsuccessfully attempted to assassinate the Ramsey once again today by weaving through its legs as it did that irregular stumbling it considers ‘walking’. This resulted in a black eye and a twisted neck on my part, but tomorrow I shall try it again when it is at the top of a flight of stairs. This will doubtlessly lead to its demise, and only then shall I sleep easy. Or die. Either one is acceptable. Later, several scholars attempted to teach the Ramsey how to better its reading skills. Unsurprisingly, it sent them running. Obviously, this creature’s brawn and sheer physical strength are something to be wary of. However, my higher intellect shall easily smite it. But first, I wish to humiliate it. Today, it attempted to murder one of its own kind, Nasuada. It is obviously retarded.

As the day draws to a close, I crawl back into my hidey hole and thank it for its protection against my maniacal fans. In this, I rarely agree with the Ramsey. To all of the fools who have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than follow a hideous orange-topped monstrosity and myself throughout our daily business may, how does the Ramsey say, ‘feck yerselves with a broken bottle ‘till ya bleed out from the inside’. Such rudeness is certainly called for when dealing with these troubling fanatics.

[Kayla]

I has joined the Nemo fan-club! xD

[Angmor]

Now, I may not be an official member here, but I do have a suggestion. Elvorn and I have found what we think should be made into Nemo's official theme song, at least insofar as soundtracks go.



If you set it to 2:18 and then read the third paragraph on of Nemo's part in the last Motives post, you'll see what we mean.