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Post by Elvorn on Apr 15, 2009 15:34:11 GMT -5
Well, this started out as an innocent C-box conversation when Sab'ika said 'LOTF' by mistake, and it went downhill from there. I'm not sure exactly what were going to do here, but I'm prepared to wing it and hope something funny results. Or recieve a lot a ridicule. Either way, here are the cast to: . . . -drumroll- The Lord of the Freaks!
Good guys: Excaldo - Bearer of the one freak, Excaldo is traveling to Mt. G.B. to destroy the enemy's greatest asset. Em - Excaldo's faithful companion. Not as good a cook as they make out. Fraegorn - Rugged guide of the fellowship, equipped with the legendary reforged sword of Sabsil. Volcdalf - A very powerful [and confusing] wizard, Volcdalf is the fellowship's resident wise-guy. Legolily - The silent type, deadly accurate with The Frying Pan of Doom. Brimli - Short, fat, and apperantly dwarf women do have beards. Midiadoc Brandycurse - A happy-go-lucky short person with an aptitude for finding/starting trouble. Pippiniver Addrotook - Clueless and blithe, this young hobbit has obviously had a little [or a lot] too much. Daenethor - The steward of Joindor, Daenethor is wiser than he appears. Although that isn’t saying much. Eomeron - Relatively new to the Realm of Middle Erisdar, this loudmouthed horseman is eager to prove his bravery in posting.
Bad guys: Angron - Also known as ‘The Dark Admin’, Angron is the essence of evil, wielding his unimaginable power to thwart the freakbearer and her companions at every turn. The Witch-Vorn - Fell Moderator of the Black Boards, the Witch-Vorn leads Angron’s massive armies against the fellowship. Teh Hordes of SereniOrcs - Mindless swarms of this fanatical creature do The Dark Admin’s vile bidding without question. Probably because they have brains the size of pecans. Fallum - This crazed creature used to be like a hobbit, but his mind was twisted by the freak, which he refers to only as ‘My weirdness’. The Fighting Toothpick-Hai - These strong enemies are greatly feared for their mindless ferocity and huge command of random information. The Mumakat - Horrifyingly large, these elephantine animals use their tusks, feet and sinus infections to kill their enemies.
Well, here it is. I had fun with this.
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Frægr
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Call me Sabs. ;]
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Post by Frægr on Apr 15, 2009 17:18:30 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAAHA! Elvorn, you are a genius. Truly. Truuuuuly. And to think this all started with my simple typo.
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~X~Cali~*
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Time for Some Epicness xD
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Post by ~X~Cali~* on Apr 15, 2009 17:35:17 GMT -5
& then the Cataclysmic reply "ROFL Lord of the Freaks , hey Sabs?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS AWESOME THANX ELVORN YOU REALLY MADE MY WEEEK!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Well Here is one to add to your Collection
XDD
-under the deep mountains lies The Mines of Freakia & there Dwells an Ancient Randomness, the Sabrog
-its there that XCaldo the Freak Bearer decides to go with the Fellowship Of The Freaks, Volcdalf fears the Mines of Freakia for there in the deep dwells an Ancient Randomness. But go they must for the Freak must be destroyed, after a while they reached the mines , but it was blocked by the doors of Shruirin, which Read "Speak Freak & Enter" & Freak they spoke, before they enter Pippiniver Addrotook disturbs the water & Unleashes the Great Elvee in the Water as it Emerge it grabs the Freak bearer with great big tenticals.... Fraegorn valiantly figths to save XCaldo from the Elvee in the Water, & the fellowship of the Freaks only barely escapes into the Mines of Freakia
to be continued
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH STAR TREK BUT CAN'T FIND AVATARS THAT DON'T HAVE KIRK AND SPOCK DOING IT.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 15, 2009 17:58:44 GMT -5
LOL make Cameron into Camarwen or something!
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Post by Lily on Apr 15, 2009 22:17:50 GMT -5
Legolily? LOL. I see I'm stuck being the character with the perfect hair, obvious comments, and not to mention the Frying Pan of Doom. I'd say that's pretty accurate.
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Post by falriln on Apr 16, 2009 17:49:06 GMT -5
Fallum! Fallum!
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 16, 2009 18:10:28 GMT -5
Who IS the freak?
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~X~Cali~*
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Post by ~X~Cali~* on Apr 16, 2009 22:49:49 GMT -5
the one ring = the one Freak, or the Freak
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Post by Elanzaros on Apr 17, 2009 7:10:53 GMT -5
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Briae
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Post by Briae on Apr 17, 2009 19:18:06 GMT -5
[gruff voice]That was deliberate!
He is twitching because he has MY AXE embedded in his nervous system![/gruff voice]
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH STAR TREK BUT CAN'T FIND AVATARS THAT DON'T HAVE KIRK AND SPOCK DOING IT.
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 17, 2009 19:52:26 GMT -5
YAYYY LOTR EXTENDED VERSION REFERENCE!
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 18, 2009 13:49:09 GMT -5
YAY! I fail at cooking! XD
Ahem. We still require a Saruman, a Grima, an Eowyn, ummm... -goes off to watch LOTR extended-
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Post by •Ezhdeha. ° »» on Apr 21, 2009 21:36:36 GMT -5
=O Aww im not here! </3 I WILL BE THE FREAK OF THEM ALL!
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Ser'ika-chaaan!
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Post by Ser'ika-chaaan! on Apr 21, 2009 23:45:00 GMT -5
Hey, we should re-lyric all the soundtracks! I'll take 'In Dreams'.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jan 27, 2010 3:45:30 GMT -5
..............................
-resurrects it-
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