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Post by Xavier on Apr 16, 2009 21:28:46 GMT -5
This was originally made by Cap'n, a bloody *BEEP*ing pulp. Things said in the c-box, I'll explain. Please understand that the c-box is back wards, so read it last first.
21 Mar 08, 17:56 Volcon: -Is on Morgoth's side on this one- You will PAY Talon/Tulkas -Smites Him to a Greasy Spot on the Cbox!!!- 21 Mar 08, 17:55 Elvorn: I never liked your spinach puffs! Never! 21 Mar 08, 17:55 Elvorn: -Gothmog bursts into tears and runs to hide behind Morgoth who comforts him- You will pay for this you stupid little red-faced, straw-haired, fat-bellied Tulky! 21 Mar 08, 17:54 Volcon: Oh Yea You Know It!!!!! 21 Mar 08, 17:54 Sabs: Argh. I think I'm too sane to hear all this at the moment. ARGHHHH. I have to go finish my post... 21 Mar 08, 17:53 Sam: XD 21 Mar 08, 17:53 Sam: Somebody is humble. 21 Mar 08, 17:53 Volcon: -Pulls out a good 'ol Fresca- Mwahahahah!!!!! -cough-!!!!! but it was a cough of AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! 21 Mar 08, 17:52 Talon: Hah! Astaldo is the surname of Tulkas! And he is greatest in strength and in deeds of prowess! -backhands Gothmog-
Mmkais, so I'm resurrecting this. w00t! I call this, TEH EM'IKA CHRONICLES!!! BTW, I'm doing this up-down, not down-up. X.X
Emma: I had a dream that I was Satan's wife. Is that bad? o.O Emma: And then I woke up and I was like o.o Angmor: Hmmm... Were you on any painkillers? ********* Emma: I had another dream where I was the Queen of Narnia and my husband was a can of Cool Whip. Axe: A can of Cool Whip? What the heck did your kids look like? ******* Emma: But then I haven't been to church for years. Emma: See, a priest in our local church turned out to be a child molester. >.> ********** Angmor: "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came through Jesus Christ" (Ori'Angmor quoting the bible for reasons known only to him and maybe God 0.0) *********** Emma: I think it would be a terribly boring world if everything was LOGICAL.
LOL I will soon have teh chronicles of Angmor. Or maybe I'll just convert it into the 'older brother' type peeps. You know, Angmor, Vilnix (bleargh), the serious types.
Jemmena: Mision complete Jemmena: Yes I got a signal Jemmena: I'm ba-ck Elvorn: Boxy's back! Elvorn: Boxy? Jemmena: but if I do cut one which one do I cut? Hmmm Elvorn: Don't you watch movies? Elvorn: Red one. It is always the red one. Angmor: Red. Always the red wire. But you have to wait until the timer is at 0:01. Angmor: Lol. I good have done that, but I got up at quarter to eleven. Jemmena: now should I cut the red wire or the white one/ Elvorn: So am I, but I woke up at 7:30 and I'm almost finished. Just writing, housekeeping and a math test left! Angmor: I have a LOT of homework. I'm homeschooled. Jemmena: Burn you have homework Angmor: I am 'ere. Just trying to make sense of this Algebra problem. Jemmena: dunn nun nana *dramatic music* Jemmena: She's gone Jemmena: Is Angmor ere Elvorn: Why? Jemmena: Wondering what Lily is doing Elvorn: Good! Thank you! What are you doing? Jemmena: I don't really know Jemmena: Hello Elvorn how are you today? Angmor: That's good. Why are you happy and unable to do anything about it? Jemmena: I'm good thanks Angmor: Let's start over then. Hi Jemmena! How are you today? Jemmena: Ok I'm confused Jemmena: Ummm Elvorn we are noticing you Angmor: Exactly. Jemmena is happy and you can't do anything about it: What? Angmor: We're saying things, but you can't seem to see us. Elvorn: By accident or design . . . Elvorn: Your ignoring us. Elvorn: Yes! Someone noticed me! Jemmena: What was what all about? Elvorn: I'm working on PV right now Ang'ika. Probably going to be up tonight or tomorrow if nothing interferes. Jemmena: ahh dang it Angmor: What was that all about Jemmena? Jemmena: And Angmore Angmor: *rolls eyes* Jemmena: Hi Elvorn Jemmena: YAY Elvorn: OVER HERE! Guest: Aww come on Elvorn: SPEAK TO ME! Angmor: *Waves arms* Hello!! Over here!! Jemmena: Hello? Angmor: This is kinda hilarious Jemmena. Try the refresh button before you say something. Jemmena IS BORED: don't tell me I missed youi guys again . I guess I'll wait Angmor: Correction, you never initiate conversation. // Hey. Jemmena IS BORED: Hey Elvorn: -sigh- No one talks to me anymore. I'll become a ghost lilke Excal'ika. Angmor: We just talk slowly. We're also doing other things, it might be a minute or two between responses. Jemmena: I'll wait Jemmena: Oh come on I just missed you Jemmena: ello Angmor: Hey! Sorry, just getting dressed. Elvorn: Hey Jem'ika. How are you? Jemmena is totally awsome: awww forget it Jemmena is totally awsome: hello somebody? Jemmena is totally awsome: Angmor Jemmena is totally awsome: dang it Jemmena is totally awsome: Angmore Jemmena is totally awsome: He-y
Jemmena: let me refraise that "there goes that pipe bomb I've had in my closet all month Jemmena: well there's the discardinwell there goes that pipe bomb I've had in my closet all week Elvorn: -is eaten- Jemmena: -grins- Joukai: remains- Jemmena: bye bye Elvorn Joukai: -eats Elvorn Elvorn: -dies- Elvorn: -BOOM- Jemmena: *press red button* Jemmena: I should add that next time Elvorn: YES! Jemmena: agreed Joukai: I say Elvorns bedroom Jemmena: Why do you say that Elvorn Elvorn: Factory. Jemmena's evil twin: Well that's tough . I think I would pick the innocent by standers Jemmena: A nice street filled with inocent by standers or a field right next to a factory? Elvorn: Hey J'ika Jemmena: Jemmena, I was wondering.What do you think the best place to push the red button would be, Joukai: Hello Jemmena and Jemmena Joukai: I'm back finaly! Jemmena's evil twin: Why thank you Jemmena I havn't seen you in a while Elvorn: Hey Ang'ika, how old were you thinking that Kye and Faren are? Jemmena: Oh hello Jemmena it's so nice to see you Elvorn: Hey. Jemmena's evil twin: Hello people
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Post by Capitan Sinn on May 24, 2009 12:54:11 GMT -5
This is one of my favorite conversations back from Lethrblaka. You second generations should see the funny.
22 Mar 08, 00:13 Lindariel: Bye, Sabs. Goodnight! ^^ 22 Mar 08, 00:13 Cap'n Seath: I'm typing this with my foot, any mistakes are because of them, I should go, this one is demanding, oh and post this stuff in the chat quotes. 22 Mar 08, 00:13 Kija: allo 22 Mar 08, 00:12 Sabs: Sleeeep. Bye guys. 22 Mar 08, 00:12 Sabs: Aye, I think I have to go. I was trying to type up that report and finish my duty post, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. Argh, and he's been waiting for a while now... 22 Mar 08, 00:10 Cap'n Seath: I do what I can, wait, I have a customer, I'll be back in an hour. 22 Mar 08, 00:08 Sabs: wanted** LOL. XD 22 Mar 08, 00:07 Sabs: Thanks, man. But now I can't buy that hovercraft I've always wanter. And aye, Cap'n, I didn't know that you had a night job! Cap'n by day...expensive male prostitute by night. Sounds like Batman. 22 Mar 08, 00:05 Lindariel: Lol XD 22 Mar 08, 00:05 Cap'n Seath: Ignore me, I told you that drug-dealer cheated me! 22 Mar 08, 00:02 Cap'n Seath: I don't know, I'm not a cheap male-prostitute, but, I'll give you a discount since we're friends. 21 Mar 08, 23:58 Sabs: Eeek!! 80 billion? Why not 79? That's all the pocket money I have with me at the moment... 21 Mar 08, 23:49 Cap'n Seath: I want eighty billion dollars!! 21 Mar 08, 23:48 Cap'n Seath: Billions. 21 Mar 08, 23:46 Sabs: Lol! I think that could get you millions, Cap'n. 21 Mar 08, 23:43 Cap'n Seath: Did you read all my rantings? 21 Mar 08, 23:42 Lindariel: Hey, Cap'n. xD 21 Mar 08, 23:41 Cap'n Seath: Ignore the ranting drunking pirate who is spamming the c-box. 21 Mar 08, 23:36 Cap'n Seath: Think about it Sabs, a cure. No more hangovers! We'd make a mint! 21 Mar 08, 23:24 Cap'n Seath: currently untreatable. So you can put that on your report and say "This quote is by a drunken Irish Captain"
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 8, 2009 19:16:24 GMT -5
Something random that happened when I made a tiny mistake on a post. It made Angmor laugh hard enough to misspell stuff, which MUST make it pretty funny. XD
LADYEMMZ: >.> LADYEMMZ: I tried to put that Kyemen's voice was 'sardonic' and ended up putting 'sardines' Angmor: Rfol! Angmor: Rolling floor on laughing. XD LADYEMMZ: I made you laugh so hard that you mispelled an abbreviation? XD Angmor: Yup. LADYEMMZ: Well, it is hard to imagine Kymene sounding fishy. LADYEMMZ: XDDDDDD LADYEMMZ: *Kyemen Angmor: It was just such a weird mental picture. LADYEMMZ: "His voice was full of sardines, but I could also hear the shakiness in the fish that were shooting out of his mouth." LADYEMMZ: -starts giggling like a maniac at the mental image- LADYEMMZ: Angmor? Angmor: Ok, I'm moving. It just refreshed, and there was eight posts there. LADYEMMZ: Rofl. LADYEMMZ: Too many fishies! LADYEMMZ: -has weird mental image of Kyemen with Nemo in fish form stuck in his mouth- LADYEMMZ: Kyemen: I FOUND NEMO. LADYEMMZ: Nemo: WTF. Angmor: I'm going back to working on Crossroads just as soon as I stop laughing. LADYEMMZ: XDDDDDDDDD LADYEMMZ: -is laughing just as hard- LADYEMMZ: I'm putting the fish thing on the Chat Quotes.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 8, 2009 20:15:07 GMT -5
Yet more insanity between the Angmor and the Emma. Again, a mistake on my part. Except Angmor was more freaked out than amused. This was when Cal was leaving, but due to the fact that I can only copy and paste one post at a time I'm only putting in me and Angmor's posts.
Angmor: I shall finish Paths very soon! LADYEMMZ: o.O LADYEMMZ: I thought that said "I'll unzip my Pants" and I was like "What...?" Angmor: 0.0 What Em? LADYEMMZ: PANTS OF DARKNESS LADYEMMZ: I thought you were saying I'll unzip my Pants Angmor: Shab Emma, get your mind out of the gutter! LADYEMMZ: And I was extremyl confused why you were planning on doing so LADYEMMZ: NO LADYEMMZ: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO PEE LADYEMMZ: NOT THAT OTHER THING THAT REQUIRES PANT-UNZIPPING Angmor: But why the heck would I say something like that on here? LADYEMMZ: ... I don't. Know. LADYEMMZ: ... LADYEMMZ: TACOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It helped his muse though. XD Yay!
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 8, 2009 20:23:06 GMT -5
Emma the triple-poster. I'm SUCH A RULE-BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Jokes. Now, here's something you old geezers might remember from the old site, a conversation between me, Angmor, Lily and Elvorn where I was a naturalist and they were all strange and wonderful creatures.
Read from top to bottom, like usual Live Chat conversations. XD
[EMMA IS WIN] ELV'IKA [Lily] Hello Elvorn, btw. [EMMA IS WIN] I CALLED YOU AN ANGMOR [EMMA IS WIN] BUT YOU ARE AN ELVORN [Elvorn] Uh oh. -unsheathes sword- [EMMA IS WIN] "A SOLITARY KILLER, THE ELUSIVE ELVORN STALKS HIS PREY." [EMMA IS WIN] THE HERD OF SERENIA IS UNAWARE OF HIS PRESENCE. [Lily] Serenia? [Elvorn] -stalks herd of Serenia with plex- [EMMA IS WIN] THE ELVORN CAN CONSUME UP TO SIX TIMES ITS OWN WEIGHT. [Elvorn] Now, now, don't be hasty. [Elvorn] Only about five. I just ate thanksgiving dinner after all. [EMMA IS WIN] THE ANGMOR, WHICH IS THE SAME CLASS AS THE ELVORN- "Whitius nerdius"- IS A SCAVENGER. THEY WILL HAVE TO WAIT THEY TURN. [EMMA IS WIN] *THEIR TURN [Angmor] *Waits with Verpine rifle in the bushes* [Lily] Wow. [EMMA IS WIN] The Lily, a shy, graceful creature, eyes her presdators warily. [EMMA IS WIN] *predators [Elvorn] -presdates Lily- [Elvorn] -with plex- [EMMA IS WIN] While the rare FLYINGUS SPAGHETTIUS MONSTRUS, a flying, retarded creature, flaps its pasta wings above. [Elvorn] Ahhhh! Run for your sanity! (What little you have left.) [Lily] *eyes Angmor and Elvorn* [Elvorn] -eyes Lily- [Angmor] *Takes aim at Elvorn* [EMMA IS WIN] -eyes Angmor and Elvorn- [EMMA IS WIN] o.O [Elvorn] Hey! -fires Plex in Angmor's general direction- [EMMA IS WIN] The Angmor and Elvorn are rival creatures, which enjoy attacking each other for no apparent reason. [Elvorn] Heck yeah! [Elvorn] Take this Lily! I will presdate you! *whip* [EMMA IS WIN] All attempts to figure out the reasons for their meticulously nerdy behaviour have ended fatally. [Elvorn] Mwahahaaa! [Angmor] *Rolls out of the way and squeezes off three explosive rounds* [EMMA IS WIN] -points to dead ressearchers- [EMMA IS WIN] WHY DO I KEEP SELLING THINGS WRONG? [EMMA IS WIN] ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH [EMMA IS WIN] *SPEILLNG [EMMA IS WIN] *SPELLING [Lily] *slap* [Elvorn] -whapwhapwhap- Uh! -BOOM- [Elvorn] Ow! Um . . . *poke?* [Angmor] -BOOOOMM- *Is blown away by poke* [Lily] *pokes Elvorn* [EMMA IS WIN] The Flying Spaghetti Monster dives for a meal, of either Angmor or Elvorn. [Angmor] *Pulls out vibrosword to fend off noodly tentacles* [EMMA IS WIN] The Lily is notable for her long, finger-like claws, which are useful for her deadly poke attack. [EMMA IS WIN] The Flying Spaghetti Monster regenerates her tentacles as they are... vibra-cut off? o.O [EMMA IS WIN] This naturalist is amazed by these weird creatures. [Lily] *pokes Emma* [EMMA IS WIN] GYAA! I'VE BEEN HIT! -flees into bushes- [Angmor] Come back here! *Grabs tentacle* [EMMA IS WIN] The Angmor and Elvorn both have strange calls, which sound strangely like a made-up language from Star Wars. [Elvorn] Oyaaaaaa! [EMMA IS WIN] A notable phrase is "Se'cuy, ner vode!" which is often stated before making a kill. [Angmor] Kyr'a shab'ika!!! *Shoots Emma* [EMMA IS WIN] The Flying Spaghetti Monster is dragged by her tentacles and flung into the air, where she rights herself. [EMMA IS WIN] The FSM promptly attempts to strange the Angmor. [EMMA IS WIN] *strangle [Elvorn] Osi'kyr chakaare! Kyr'aaaaaam! [Lily] Um... *pokes someone* I like this ability. XD [EMMA IS WIN] Meanwhile, the Elvorn stalks the shy, graceful Lily. [EMMA IS WIN] While a flock of Joukai flap by, cawing loudly. They seem to be shouting, "MURMEN! MURMEN! MURMEN!" [Elvorn] Yaaaaah! -is poked into oblivion. (Actaully needs to go, but is using the poke to cover his exit.) [EMMA IS WIN] NUUUUUUUU [EMMA IS WIN] -cries- BYE ELVORN [Lily] Aww, bye Elvorn. *pokes out of cbox* [Angmor] Bye Elv'ika! I'll give you a sitrep on first opportunity!
What is a sitrep? Nobody knows. Except Angmor. And Elvorn. And maybe God. But I bet even He's confused too.
Now here's Joukai's, shortly posted on the old site after mine. ^^
[Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Murmen [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MuRmEn [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] mUrMeN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURM3M [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MEMUM [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MEMRUM [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURMENMURMENMURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] -caw-MURMEN-caw- [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] *meow* MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] *meow* MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] *meow* MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] *meow* MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] M U R M E N [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] m u r m e n [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] murmen [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] murmen [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] M-U-R-M-E-N [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] m-u-r-m-en User skoliro fra wyrda has entered this room. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURMEN [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURMEN [skoliro fra wyrda] *blinks* [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] MURMEN!!!! User Murmen has entered this room. [Murmen] What? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Hai! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Hai skoliro fra wyrda [skoliro fra wyrda] Ehh? How could you have known Joukai was yelling Murmen? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] How is you? [skoliro fra wyrda] I am confused. [Murmen] I'm magic [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] I dunno. it's Murmen. Murmen Snelt [Murmen] That I is [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] skoliro fra wyrda? [skoliro fra wyrda] What? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Hia! [skoliro fra wyrda] -_- [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Why so blue? [skoliro fra wyrda] Because you're an.. OMG! LOOK OVER THERE! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] -looks- [skoliro fra wyrda] *whacks on head with frying pan* [Murmen] -rolls eyes- [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Oh noes! -faints- [Murmen] Look what you did! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] brb [Murmen] I'll be back [skoliro fra wyrda] I know, it's disgusting, isn't it? *shoves Joukai into closet out of the way* User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has entered this room. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] JOU'IKA [skoliro fra wyrda] O.o [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] WHERE ISH EM'IKA? [skoliro fra wyrda] *points at Murmen* [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] AND WHO THE FIERFEK IS MURMEN/. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] OH. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] WHO IS skoliro fra wyrda [skoliro fra wyrda] Me. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] OH. THAT MAKES SENSE. [skoliro fra wyrda] Now stop ruining my youthful innocence with your fictional Starwars language cursing! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] I AM TEH MIGHTY HERD OF SERENIA, AND I HUNT FLYIN SPAGHETTI MONSTERS! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Rawr! [skoliro fra wyrda] Croak. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Murmen? [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Murmen! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] MURMEN! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] MURMEN!!!!!!!! [skoliro fra wyrda] [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] brb [Murmen] I'll be back [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] I shall sing the numa numa song until you return! [skoliro fra wyrda] They are currently... er, indisposed. Mwuahahaha *gasp* NOT THE NUMA NUMA SONG! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Mahia HEE, mahia HOE, mahia HAH, mahia HAha [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Mahia HEE, mahia HOE, mahia HA, mahia HAha! [skoliro fra wyrda] *retreats to soundproof booth with Evanescence, Nightwish and Within Temptaion* [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Allo? Salut? Key chiero, hone, haiduk? User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has logged out. User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has entered this room. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Whoopsies [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] I'LL BE NANOING, BEEP IF YOU NEEDETH ME!!! -withdraws- User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has logged out. User Briae has entered this room. User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has entered this room. [Briae] Alo? [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] oops [skoliro fra wyrda] Hola Briae. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] HALLO [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Salut! [Briae] Don't you all like my sword? c[]xxxx[];;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] THAT'S FRENCH [skoliro fra wyrda] So is this. *blows raspberrie* [skoliro fra wyrda] I <3 MP! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] o:::0============> [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] That's a saber. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] I'll be off in nanoland. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] -whoosh- [skoliro fra wyrda] It looks like, um, something else. Lol. [Briae] Did anything hilarious happen after Elvee left? I saw the whole the Elvorn and The Angmor thingie... Oh, by the way, how is NaNo, Ser? [skoliro fra wyrda] *blink* What is Nano? [Briae] NaNoWriMo. National Novel Writing Month. We try to write 50,000 words in a novel in a month. [skoliro fra wyrda] What!? That's insanity. [Briae] I have to go. Yes, it is insanity, and it is also fun. User Briae has logged out. [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] Indeedy! Especially for someone who's grades are dropping and needs As in [grade classified] to pursue her career of choice! [TEH HERD OF SERENIA] I must also go! User TEH HERD OF SERENIA has logged out. [skoliro fra wyrda] Attempting more of Baldeir's profile, beep if you want me. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] I'm back [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] TEH HERD OF SERENIA! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] TEH HERD OF SERENIA [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] TEH HERD OF SERENIA [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] TEH HERD OF SERENIA [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Oh... your gone [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] danit [Murmen] Don't you mean dangit [Murmen] ? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] AH! WHY DO YOU STALK ME? [Murmen] Because... [Murmen] Because of why? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] O.o [Murmen] I knew you would ask me that [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] How? [Murmen] How? Because..... [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] TELL ME WHY AND HOW NOW!!!!!!! [Murmen] No [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Your a pig [Murmen] How does me not telling you why or how make me a pig? [Murmen] Magicians wont reveal their secrets, and neither will I [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] DANG YOU! I HATE YOU LOGIC! [Murmen] Only because I have superior intellect. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] DANG YOU! [Murmen] Is that all you can say? [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] YERS! [Murmen] Why oh cruel fate, must I be stuck with this primitive beging as my cretor? User skoliro fra wyrda has logged out. [Murmen] *being, creator [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Oh shut it. You scared skolly away! [Murmen] No, my dear fool. It is you who scared her away [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Who are you? I mean really. Only Serenia is on, but it can't be her [Murmen] I am Murmen Snelt. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Well duh! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] But what member is pretending to be Murmen? [Murmen] No one [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Right. -rolls eyes- [Murmen] I'm sorry, but I must go. It has been, er "fun" talking to you. [Murmen] Farewell. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] Wait! Who are you? [Murmen] You already know. User Murmen has logged out. [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] NOOOOOOOO! [Joukai (The JOUKEBOX)] -falls dramaticaly to knees
YAY FOR RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 8, 2009 20:40:10 GMT -5
QUADRUPLE-POSTER FTW. AND I'M STILL NOT BANNED!!!!!! WE HAZ LAZY ADMINS.
Anyways, here are the details of me and Elvorn's wedding. ^^ The wedding itself took place in a secret underground mafia chapel while Elvorn was drugged and unconscious so I unfortunately don't have a copy, but here's the begginning of it!!!!!!!!! Read this part from top to bottom!
EMMA AND ELVORN'S WEDDING, PART 1
The prospect of a Vorn-Ma wedding was brought up in Live Chat! Read from top to bottom!
[LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] ^^ [Elvorn, First Mate] K'uur you kriffing shabla hut'uunla, aruetic, mir'shebla, osik'la kyramud mir'osikla fierfeking piece of osik! [Elvorn, First Mate] Back for more are you? [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] I want an answer to my quetsion. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] WILL YOU TAKE ME AS YOUR BELOVED BRIDE? [Elvorn, First Mate] Sure! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] REALLY? [Elvorn, First Mate] WHEN HARAN FREEZES OVER! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Aww. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] I suppose that's a no? User Serenia has entered this room. [Elvorn, First Mate] You are a good supposer. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] SERENIA [Serenia] NDOM [Elvorn, First Mate] NDOM! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] I'M SO SAD [Serenia] *random [Elvorn, First Mate] Oh, I thought that was a greeting. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] ELVORN SAID HE'LL BE MY HUBBY WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER [Serenia] HAI [Elvorn, First Mate] 'Tis true. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME TURN HELL INTO THE NORTH POLE [Serenia] I'll go get the icecubes! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] YAY [Elvorn, First Mate] I'll go get the blowtorch! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] -blows snow into hell- [Serenia] I'll go get the plex! And Angmor! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Yay! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Angmor will be the best man! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] And you the bridesmaid! [Serenia] Angmor will be laughing his arse off! [Serenia] YAY [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Indeed! [Serenia] I GET PWETTY DRESS! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY [Serenia] PWETTTTTTTTYYYYYYYY DRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Elvorn and Angmor will need TUXEDOS [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] THEY'LL LOOK LIKE PENGUINS [Serenia] -beats the crap out of Elvorn- Don't you ruin this, or I don't get a pwetty dress! [Serenia] AND LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING ***** [Elvorn, First Mate] Fortunate, since we're going to be in a nice cool place. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Goody! -continues freezing hell- [Serenia] LOL [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] I'm going to hell anyway! Too bad my first husand won't be too happy about this. [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Satan: SNOW IN HELL WTF [Serenia] -pours liquid nitrogen on Satan- [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] Sorry, hon! Won't take five mintues! [Serenia] YAY -196*F! [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] GOODY YAY [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] -dances- [Elvorn, First Mate] O.O [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] NOW I'LL WORK ON INVITATIONS [LADY EMMZ IS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE ****ING *****] LET'S MOVE THIS TO BOXY [Serenia] ok
STOP HERE!!!!!!!!!!! This is where the chat moved to boxy, so read the next bit from bottom all the way to back up here!
äõØ¥ THE WEDDING WILL GO ON!!!!!!!! Details 2009-01-14 1:32 AM # äõØ¥ I AM SO PUTTING THIS IN CHAT QUOTES Details 2009-01-14 1:31 AM # äõØ¥ Sorry, my dad stole the computer. Details 2009-01-14 1:31 AM # Serenia She may need counselling. Details 2009-01-14 1:14 AM # Elvorn I need to go now. Tell Emma that it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Details 2009-01-14 1:12 AM # Elvorn With any luck. Details 2009-01-14 1:11 AM # Serenia Maybe she fell asleep. Details 2009-01-14 1:11 AM # Elvorn Hmm. Elvorn 1 . . . Elvorn 1 . . . Details 2009-01-14 1:09 AM # Elvorn 1 . . . Details 2009-01-14 1:09 AM # Elvorn 1 . . . Details 2009-01-14 1:09 AM # Serenia *Emma Details 2009-01-14 1:09 AM # Serenia Ema's response in 3,2,1... Details 2009-01-14 1:09 AM # Elvorn You are not a mando'ad, so I can't marry you. Details 2009-01-14 1:07 AM # äõØ¥ -goers to register as Mandolorian citizen- Details 2009-01-14 1:07 AM # Elvorn Can't* Details 2009-01-14 1:06 AM # Elvorn Mando's cant. Details 2009-01-14 1:06 AM # äõØ¥ QUIT COMPLAINING AND PUT ON YOUR TUXEDO. THE WEDDING IS GOING ON! äõØ¥ AND DIFFERENT CULTURES MARRY ALL THE TIME Details 2009-01-14 1:06 AM # äõØ¥ I AM NOT A FOREIGNER Details 2009-01-14 1:06 AM # Elvorn The supposed husband is WAY crazier than the bride. Plus, I can't marry an aruetic woman. Details 2009-01-14 1:05 AM # äõØ¥ OMG THAT'S PERFECT -writes on invite- Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # äõØ¥ AND THE HUSBAND ISN'T?! Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # Serenia "Hey! You! Come to the wedding or I'll feed you to the Sarlacc!" Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # äõØ¥ Ooh, vhat? Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # Elvorn The wedding is canceled because the supposed bride is crazy! AND swears like a swear toad. Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # Serenia I know what you should put on the invitation! Details 2009-01-14 1:04 AM # äõØ¥ Because it's in haran, after all. äõØ¥ We'll have rum! And salty wenches! Details 2009-01-14 1:03 AM # Elvorn NO YOU'RE NOT! Details 2009-01-14 1:03 AM # äõØ¥ YOU'RE INVITED TO ZE WEDDING -gives invitation card thingy- Details 2009-01-14 1:02 AM # ¢¾King of Hearts¢¾ Aye. Details 2009-01-14 1:01 AM # äõØ¥ ME AND ELVORN ARE GETTING MARRIED Details 2009-01-14 1:01 AM # äõØ¥ CAP'N
Also, the weird symbols are symbols on me and Cap'n's names that somehow screwed up on the box-to-board transferral. I'm "äõØ¥" and he has the ¢¾s.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Nov 20, 2009 14:34:45 GMT -5
I apologize for quintuple-posting, but this made me grin like an idiot. This begins shortly after Elvorn complains that Angmor does all the staff work.
Themistocles: Emma should be a mod, considering that she is on the most. Elvorn: No. You do NOT want to unleash that kind of power on the world. It would be an incredibly bad idea. Elvorn: I can see her corrupting new members . . . Themistocles: Oh! I can see it all now. . . Elvorn: Emma: Now, when Elvorn says that he -GLOMPs- someone, that means that he is hitting himself in the head with a hammer . . .' Elvorn: Never listen to him. He is an idiot. Elvorn: Emma: Always have your characters be vampires. Themistocles: Eh, good point.
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