LADY EMMZ'S BIG LIST O' STALKZ

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

Welcome, one and all, to your very own Flying Spaghetti Monster goddess's...

[glow=red,2,300]BIG
LIST
O'
STALKZ[/glow]

Where unfortunate victims of Emma's love will be kept and noted on as she searches the world for them!!!!!!!!

Here they are:

1. Themistocles. As it so happens, he lives very close to Angmor, Elvorn and Briae. As in the same town. And I happen to KNOW the town's name. I also happen to know HIS FULL NAME!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND HIM FIRST WAHAHAHAHAAHA, AND THEN HE WILL LEAD ME TO THE THREE OTHER UNSUSPECTING MICHIGANERS!
2. Angmor. I WILL FIGHT HIM WITH A LIGHTSABER. AND READ HIS BOOK. AND FIND HIM. I also know his first name.
3. Elvorn. I WILL ANNOY THE OSIK OUT OF HIM. I also know HIS first name!
4. Briae. I WILL READ HER NANOWRIMO WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT. I ALSO KNOW HER FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES.
5. Joukai. She wants to let me stay at her house. ^^ So I will FIND her! Sometime. Somewhere. I know her full name and city too!!!!
6. Serenia. WITH HER HELP, I CAN FIND THE ANGMOR. SHE IS ALSO VERY COOL. I WILL FIND HER!!!! I ALSO HAZ HER FULL NAME AND TOWN.
7. Lily. SHE LIVES NEAR SERENIA, DOES SHE NOT? I WILL FIND HER BY LOOKING FOR PEOPLE THAT SMELL LIKE LILIES. AND I KNOW HER TOWN.
8. Jemmena. SHE IS LILY'S SISTER, IS SHE NOT? SO I WILL FIND HER TOO!!!
9. Volcon. The Volleyball. The Voltron. The Volicious Con-Con. He live in California, with a population of 30 million people. Sound difficult? IT'S NOT! He speaks English. People who speak English in California: 32 SO I WILL FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!! I also have him on Facebook, AND I know his first and middle names! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Elan Elan. Geddit? Duran Duran? No? Ok. He provoked me with his sadness to add him here, MUCH TO HIS UNFORTUNATENESS, FOR I ALSO HAPPEN TO KNOW HIS FULL NAME, HIS TOWN, HIS COUNTRY, AND I HAZ HIM ON FACEBOOK. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
11. Daesiggil. She posted on this list and therefore is ADDED! However, I probably have the least info on her of all of you- no name, Facebook, all I know is that she ish from Belgium. But Belgium be small. I will FIND HER!!!
12. Tiilyr. Pronounced as TYLER. He taunted me with claiming to be an Aussie and then showing me pics of him in nothing but a swimsuit. EMMA HAD TO TAKE DA BAIT. She will now find him in KANSAS CITY and make him speak Aussie Accent to her. WOO
13. Zkjt. FOR ALSO TAUNTING ME. Though I know nothing about him SAVE HIS NAME, I WILL FIND HIM!!
14. Applause. Cause she's a Kiwi and cool. That's all I know. XD
15. Cap'n. The bottom of the pile. The MAGGOT. And he will REMAIN here! I know he lives in south USA, and I've seen his picture and I know his first name. But that's it. I will FIND him, though! Sometime. Somewhere. I WILL.

Those who wish to be stalked by an Emma may voice their wishes here. But beware- once you are added to this list, you will NEVAR be taken off. Unless I hate you. But then I'll love you again and re-add you whether you or I like it or not! HA, Cap'n! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

UPDATE! I have crossed out Angmor, Elvorn, Briae, Cles, Joukai and Elan simply because I have all the information I need. Hometowns, full names, places to meet up, absolutely everything. And Elan is quite eager for me to visit him ASAP. For the other five whose names I am too lazy to repeat, I have to wait about a year so that we don't get into a big legal situation for meeting up with people from over the internetz. XD But I am TOTALLY going to meet up with them sometime in the near future! I now turn my attention onto the Cap'n and Volcon. >

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

BUMP!

HA!!!!!!!!!! I DOUBLE-POSTED! I BROKE THE RULES! NYEH NYEH NYEH. MEWANTS PEOPLE TO POST HERE. AND VOTE. VOTING BE IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!

[Elanzaros]

.....*sniff*.......

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

Jul 2, 2009 6:28:33 GMT -5 Elanzaros said:

.....*sniff*.......

By processing this strange noise made with the nose made by Elan, I have done several tests to realize that this is a physical result of a chemical reaction in the brain known as 'sadness', which means that he wishes to be added to the list too.

IT'S YOUR FUNERAL, MR. ELAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[Capitan Sinn]

I do believe I am the only one who has escaped this infernal list.... So..................................................HA!

[daesiggil]

Same.
Lol, I live too far away anyway. Like, a sea apart? XD

[Capitan Sinn]

For one that won't stop her, she wouldn't mind crossing all the oceans, so you might find yourself on it. And by escaping this infernal list, I mean I was on it, but I got removed, which has never happened before in history of said list.

[daesiggil]

Hahahaha, nice! ^^ But then she still has to find my country and my name and my last name and etc. etc... XD

Poor captain. He got removed.

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

NOT ANYMORE, FILTHY HUMANS.

THE STUPID CAP'N AND HIS EQUALLY STUPID CHARISMA HAVE MADE ME LOVE HIM AGAIN. I HATE HIM FOR IT!!! HE IS THEREFORE ADDDDDDDDDDDDDED. ALTHOUGH HE'S AT ROCK BOTTOM. BWAHA.

AND DAE, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO INFO ON HER WHATSOEVER OTHER THAN THAT SHE IS THE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA, HAS POKED AROUND MY LIST AND THEREFORE HAS GOTTEN HER BOOTY ADDED TO THIS LIST.

ALL SHALL FALL TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! MUAHAHAHAHA

Ooh, and I IZ serious about stalking you guys. -nod- I'm telling you this to avoid giving you a horrific fright when you find out at the last second like I did with poor Angmor. It might take a year or two, but rest assured, I WILL FIND YOU. Which rhymes. XD

[cameron]

It appears I am not on this list...








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-wipes sweat off of forehead-

[Capitan Sinn]

You will be. But in response to being re-added, I knew it would happen again, but I'm still the only one to have been removed from the list, even though it was only for about two weeks.

[daesiggil]

Lol, yay!! I will be stalked!! XD

[Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress]

Darn, I... totally forgot about this thing. Anyways, it has been updated, and Emma has found no less than HALF of all her stalkees! As soon as she gets over the obstacles of cost, transportation, time, and explaining herself away to her mother, she WILL visit them all!

As for Cameron- I WOULD add you, but you appear to have disappeared from the site. =(

[Elvorn]

-poke-

[zkjt]

You'll never know where I am...well I guess you will if you type in: Todd Richards on Google. And no he's not the snowboarder! xD