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Post by Angmor on Feb 11, 2010 22:20:15 GMT -5
Because it's decided to push your buttons for a change.
Why are small children noisy?
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Themistocles
New Member
All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Feb 12, 2010 11:04:32 GMT -5
Because my leg is itching.
Why is my leg itching?
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Post by Angmor on Feb 14, 2010 9:22:06 GMT -5
Albuquerque! See, I can do it too. Snorkel!
How are batteries recharged?
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 14, 2010 10:40:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris threatens them with a roundhouse kick if they don't shape up.
Why does snow fall more away from the equator?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 22, 2010 1:00:11 GMT -5
They're estranged. When the asteroid that formed the moon hit earth a few million years ago, they got pretty torn up over the will. S they avoid each other whenever possible.
How come Todd is the only Wraith to survive for more than two episodes of SGA?
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Post by Angmor on Feb 24, 2010 10:42:25 GMT -5
The actor who played him forgot that he was wearing a red shirt under his costume.
Why does the impending destruction of the planet seem to be a common occurrence?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 24, 2010 11:22:35 GMT -5
Because it's cool. And no one likes the filthy human worm-babies.
Why am I so perverted?
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 24, 2010 13:38:31 GMT -5
You were dropped on your head as a baby.
Why does adding more mouths to the XD symbol mean that you're laughing harder? i.e. XDDDD
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 25, 2010 10:03:53 GMT -5
Cause there's so much lol coming out that they can't all make it through one mouth. So they create more, the number depending on the severity of the laugh.
Why do I take such long showers?
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 25, 2010 11:30:16 GMT -5
You're trying to increase the percentage of your body made up by water from 80% to 100% so that you are made up of water and can be a superhero.
What the heck would being water allow you to do?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 25, 2010 13:46:42 GMT -5
We already had this conversation over Skype!
Why are the Wraith so hawt?
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Post by Elvorn on Feb 25, 2010 13:57:28 GMT -5
Because their pheremones have influenced your mind and made you their unquestioning idiotic slave.
Where do storm drains lead?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Feb 26, 2010 19:00:31 GMT -5
To your DOOM.
Why are butter cookies so yummy?
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Post by Angmor on Mar 15, 2010 22:29:05 GMT -5
Glitch in The Matrix. They are actually supposed to taste like chicken.
Why does lightning never strike the same place twice?
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Post by nyk on Mar 15, 2010 22:31:11 GMT -5
Because it's too lazy to take a second aim.
Why is it that when someone is in the shower you automatically have to pee?
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