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Post by Angmor on Mar 24, 2010 16:11:31 GMT -5
The same reason whenever the door on the airplane closes, you feel like you need to jump up and down.
How do seasons change?
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Aeife
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Post by Aeife on Mar 24, 2010 17:27:51 GMT -5
Everyone gets bored of their appearance. Even seasons.
Why did I just poke myself in the eye?
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Post by Elvorn on Mar 27, 2010 7:28:33 GMT -5
You have a strange mental disorder, visuo-emotional pokitis, that compels you to poke yourself in the eye with a stick in times of duress.
When will this play business end?
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Post by Angmor on Mar 30, 2010 11:31:51 GMT -5
Depends. Officially, it ended Saturday. But unofficially, it will be on an endless loop through our heads, quite possibly forever.
Why is duct-tape sticky?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 4, 2010 12:53:35 GMT -5
Because if it WASN'T, the Wraith I tied it up with would escape!
Why are beavers so eager?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 20, 2010 10:40:27 GMT -5
They are training to combat their mortal enemy: the sloth.
How does the internet work?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 20, 2010 11:40:31 GMT -5
The government has millions of hamsters running in tiny wheels providing power to your computer.
Why do we have daylight savings?
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Kayla
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Post by Kayla on Apr 20, 2010 16:58:00 GMT -5
because daylight will eventually run out and the government is saving it so that when we need sunlight after it's gone, we have to pay for it.
Why is it that virus creators find joy in screwing with my computer?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on Apr 21, 2010 17:23:18 GMT -5
Because your computer is actually used to spy on you by the Commies in North Korea and China, while the viruses are trying to protect it.
What caused the Federal Government to decide to screw with my education?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 22, 2010 18:26:39 GMT -5
You're one of a batch of test students with increased mental capacity. The CIA is testing your extreme capabilities with incredibly hard materiel to find out just how smart you are.
Why does the toast come out darker on one side than the other?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 26, 2010 20:55:38 GMT -5
Isn't it obvious? It represents the Dark Side.
Why do stupid people exist?
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Post by Angmor on Apr 30, 2010 8:33:18 GMT -5
Law of quantum balance. If there was no stupid people, there would be no smart people either.
How does wind blow?
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Post by Elvorn on Apr 30, 2010 9:36:25 GMT -5
Trees sneezing.
What does a carburetor do?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Apr 30, 2010 10:02:12 GMT -5
Burn lovely Tilly's fingers. =(
Why is Coca-Cola so addictive?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on May 8, 2010 20:44:07 GMT -5
Because it was made with Uranium.
Why does school have to be so freakin' long?!
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