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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 8, 2010 21:41:20 GMT -5
They need as much time as possible to turn us into drones.
Why are villains always SO much cooler and more memorable than the heroes?
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Post by Elvorn on May 9, 2010 15:25:11 GMT -5
Villains are addictive.
Why is there a band named 'Spock's Beard'?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 10, 2010 2:31:56 GMT -5
So people will watch Star Trek: The Original Series or the 2009 ST movie to check if he really DOES have a beard. It's all part of the franchise's grand scheme to suck as much money out of the unsuspecting public as possible. At any rate, it's a better name than the band called Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.
Why were women cursed with insanity and men with stupidity?
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Post by kanoinazuma17 on May 10, 2010 7:37:11 GMT -5
Because normality is a subjective term.
Why can people no longer do their own work in school (ie. Papers)?
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Post by Angmor on May 12, 2010 13:13:14 GMT -5
They did their own work in the first place? Why are jobs so hard to find?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 12, 2010 18:00:27 GMT -5
DUDE, IT'S A RECESSION. In reality, Santa's elves have taken all the good stuff.
Why are old cartoons so awesome and today's cartoons such epic fails?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on May 15, 2010 20:34:38 GMT -5
Because today=EPIC FREAKING FAIL! The music, the movies, the culture. All of it.
Why can't I join the Army at 14?
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Post by Angmor on May 23, 2010 21:52:22 GMT -5
Child labor laws. They used to let people join at twelve, but they used the recruits to clear minefields. They had to put a stop to that however. There was a nasty lawsuit from the one who accidentally survived.
What determines the quality of digital songs?
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Formula
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The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
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Post by Formula on May 23, 2010 23:38:22 GMT -5
Aliens, as all digital media today was reverse engineered from greater and accidentally found technologies. Little do we know, however, that these backwards spawned biproducts of a civilization long beyond us are accidentally linked with their technological mothers and fathers. All greater scientific devices and all that pertains to them, digital media included, is still controlled remotely by the beings that built the forefathers of what we have today. When you have a crappy quality song or video, it is because aliens, somewhere and someplace, are playing a practical joke on your [*****] [***].
Why are your [*******] so damn HAIRY? My GOD.
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on May 29, 2010 14:18:23 GMT -5
There were no razors in the medieval ages. Why am I so addicted to fantasy?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on Jun 8, 2010 12:40:33 GMT -5
Because you've been possessed by a ghost in cobalt armor from Halo :CE, and his name is Church, and he likes fantasy. Why are Hot pockets like bricks in your stomach, if you eat them frozen? Don't ask.
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Post by Elvorn on Jun 11, 2010 8:30:01 GMT -5
Those aren't the hot pockets; that's O'Malley.
Where did all of the nice weather go?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Jul 2, 2010 18:26:57 GMT -5
To the grey twilight. D8
Why must the good die young?
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Post by Angmor on Jul 3, 2010 13:51:35 GMT -5
Takes more work. And when they say hard work never killed anyone, they lie.
Why is summer warmer than the other seasons?
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Post by KYOU KANZAKI on Jul 3, 2010 15:48:31 GMT -5
That's because the earth is slowly getting warmer so that it'll explode one day. <3
Why do my feet kill so much that they want to fall off?
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