Almárean
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Post by Almárean on Jul 3, 2010 19:21:13 GMT -5
My invisible foot-eating gremlins are gnawing on your pained appendage! Bwahahaha!
Why are airplanes so loud when they land?
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phrostphyre
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I'm the Rascal King.
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Post by phrostphyre on Jul 3, 2010 20:22:45 GMT -5
That's actually artillery targeting the invisible Soviet tank next to your house.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TWILIGHT FANS AT MY HIGH SCHOOL?! Kill me, please!
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Almárean
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Post by Almárean on Jul 3, 2010 22:12:38 GMT -5
*kills phrost* That was their goal all along...
Why is my potato salad warm?
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Wild Dog
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? ?The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.? J.R.R.Tolkien
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Post by Wild Dog on Jul 14, 2010 19:57:19 GMT -5
Becasue of a simple thing called a microwave. Surprisingly, It warms food up.
Why, if Superman is so smart, does he where is underpants on his pants?
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Post by Angmor on Jul 24, 2010 9:58:25 GMT -5
To stop his enemies from exploiting his one weakness: The Atomic Wedgie. It's brilliant, really.
How does gravity work?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on Jul 24, 2010 19:01:51 GMT -5
You throw stuff 'UP', and it comes back down to hit you in the face because God is a cynical bastard. (No offense meant in that statement. Seriously. I don't want anyone to get offended.)
How come my cell phone's battery lasts about five hours?
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Post by Angmor on Aug 15, 2010 16:29:13 GMT -5
Electricity pirates.
Why are character portraits so hard to find?
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phrostphyre
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Post by phrostphyre on Aug 15, 2010 16:35:15 GMT -5
Because Lucifer is actually a smooth-talking womanizer, not an evil bastard.
Why does Stephanie Myers think that albinos sparkle in sunlight? I know an albino. She turns red and roasts.
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Post by Angmor on Aug 21, 2010 8:34:33 GMT -5
Because she needs to have her creative license revoked.
How does a hard drive store that much information in such a tiny space?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Aug 26, 2010 12:09:12 GMT -5
It's a TARDIS!
Why is CP soaking up the media attention instead of getting his rear in gear and writing Book 4?
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Wild Dog
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? ?The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.? J.R.R.Tolkien
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Post by Wild Dog on Aug 26, 2010 20:41:11 GMT -5
Because he is hiding something. Most likely he is out of steam and has no idea what to write. Another one bites the dust.
Why in the world are pop-up trailers such a burden to fix
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Post by Angmor on Oct 7, 2010 17:45:49 GMT -5
They are actually recycled siege weapons.
Why does work take so much time?
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Post by Ze Flying Wraithetti Monstress on Oct 7, 2010 18:24:35 GMT -5
Because they want to suck every last fibre of happiness and life out of you and feed it into the faceless corporations that will one day RULE THE WORLD!
Which of my characters is best? Yes, I am being self-absorbed. =D
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Post by kanoinazuma17 on Oct 7, 2010 20:07:48 GMT -5
None of them, because they will eventually bicker and fight about said topic until none are left standing which means that the great puppeteer in the sky will rain donuts down on the blood-soaked field afterwards.
Why do marshmallows explode in the microwave?
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Themistocles
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All human actions have one or more of these five causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason
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Post by Themistocles on Feb 21, 2011 11:30:15 GMT -5
After many years of exploding in the microwave and being eaten by humans, they have decided to destroy mankind. Unfortunately for them, their bomb mechanisms are rather weak.
Why are no two snowflakes alike?
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